I am no doctor, and the results are far from conclusive, but all my current research indicates that a fierce regimen of naps coupled with reading and eating ice cream in the bathtub can cure a cold and sore throat.
If conditions return, a further prescription will be to lounge listlessly on my patio while enjoying a paired dosing of the setting sun and a cough syrup popsicle.
I probably should have made a Belgian waffle sandwich, but I didn’t think of it until now. Oh well. Science is all trial and error, I guess.
Chance of complete restoration of health and vigor? 85%
I like your thinking.
Thank you. The cough syrup popsicles really help with the ol’ thinking machine.